“Ben Franklin: Signed up the declaration of independence today. Booyah, England | 234 years ago
- France likes this
- England: You done fucked up now.
- John Adams: Bring it.
- Ben Franklin: You redcoats don’t stand a chance.
- Thomas Jefferson: Redcoats? More like DICKcoats. Amiright?
- John Hancock: Does this mean we get to sign more shit? Cuz that was fun