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“Ben Franklin: Signed up the declaration of independence today. Booyah, England | 234 years ago

  • France likes this
  • England:  You done fucked up now.
  • John Adams: Bring it.
  • Ben Franklin: You redcoats don’t stand a chance.
  • Thomas Jefferson: Redcoats? More like DICKcoats. Amiright?
  • John Hancock: Does this mean we get to sign more shit? Cuz that was fun